About Us
Meet Our CEO
A former department head at The White House, Willow got her start as an illusionist in the French Quarter. “Leading a company of this size isn’t easy,” she told Teen Vogue in 2018, ”People think it’s all about image, but more importantly, it’s about what you can’t see”
Later on in the interview, Willow addressed what we know you’re all thinking. “You really thought the CEO would be a French Bull Dog in a Wig, huh?” She laughed, leaning back on her cardboard box. “You wouldn’t believe the comments we get. The facade can be quite comforting to folks though.”
Meet Everyone Else
It’s Claire
Claire is a Cajun living in Little Rock, Arkansas. Claire loves meeting cats on walks, eavesdropping, diving deep into new interests, and anything absurd. Claire feels most alive when engaging with poetry or people who want to take care of each other.
Claire can tell you anything about any episode of 30 Rock, and really wishes you would ask about it.
It’s Han
Han grew up in Texas, but is proud to call Arkansas home. Han thrives in the Southern humidity and loves to be outside swimming, walking their dog, gardening, or drinking a beer in the sun. The resident animal whisperer, Han prides themself on keeping our CEO satiated, entertained, and well-moisturized, which constitutes about 90% of their daily responsibilities. Han's Taco Bell order is one spicy potato soft taco and one bean burrito, add potatoes.
It’s Lexi
Lex is actually a Southern Fraud who grew up in the heart of the Great Plains—Lawrence, KS. That’s why we’re hiding her info block here at the bottom of the page. She’s spent the last ten years making prints and photographs in Central Arkansas. She loves cooking for friends, old cameras, and strange creatures.
When asked, most people have said that Lexi reminds them of the viral Manhattan subway “Pizza Rat” trained and exploited by the mythmaker Zardulu. Lex has been stung by bees over fifty times.
